Who drives you mad in your PR office?

 1st July 2014    PR Guru 

The people in this office have their good points, so they claim, but now that the sun is hot and bright, their bad points seem to be coming into sharper focus.

They do SO many things that are bloody annoying!

Take this as a warning, fellow inmates.

Before I start screaming and throwing things at you, here are some behaviours’ you must stop. Right now.

Don’t mention the World Cup

For god’s sake, isn’t there anything else you can talk about?

Please keep your shoes on

Yes, I know your feet are sweaty, I can smell them.

Don’t slurp

Oh, the bliss of drinking iced coffee at Starbucks Cyberhub. But do you have to make such a meal out of it?

Don’t crunch

And talking of meals, why does the summer get everyone eating fruit, and eating it loudly? Why do people have to bite into apples right next to my ear?

Put your legs away

Unless they are smooth, brown and gorgeous. Even then, too much on display can be distracting.

Stop using so much Axe

It’s too strong and doesn’t quite cover the BO.

Don’t open all the windows

It’s noisy, the wind blows bits of paper around and I have an irrational fear that a bird may fly in the window. Well, it could happen …

Put on the air conditioner

It’s getting hot in here, how can the AC possibly be too cold! I say, make it arctic.

Stop whistling/singing

I’m pleased the power not going out last night has put you in a good mood, but your tuneless hum is putting me in a foul mood.